I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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