I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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