is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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