maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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