grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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