I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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