I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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