I wish I only lived at night.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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