I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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