we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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