So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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