Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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