I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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