They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard