well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just invented taco cereal.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?