apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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