Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
as a side note pls kill me
FUCK WHALES
last night I used snow as a chaser
Help. Why am I so naked?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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