Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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