I am puke
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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