I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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