its not stalking. its research.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
My life is pants optional.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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