It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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