I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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