: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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