great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
everyone is single if you try hard enough
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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Are we still banned from the library?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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