I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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