Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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