doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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