my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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