He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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