i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
