Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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