i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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