They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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