I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think my moral compass just broke
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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