Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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