That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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