she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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