Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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