In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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