I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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