We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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