party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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