there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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