WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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