Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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