I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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