just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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