Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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