Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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