Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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