my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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