i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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