Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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