love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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